As Mummy Mission I felt that I had to issue a full apology to the Monster and Goblin world. It seems that in my rush to continue blogging after my confidence took a nasty knock yesterday, I missed a few of these Monsters out.

So the Apology has to go to:

The Toilet Roll Monster:

Without him us mums would have all the toilet roll we needed, we would never run out and we would NEVER find it all over the floor in the bathroom and blocking up our toilets.

The Toilet Seat Monster:

Without him we would always find the loo seat as we left it, and we would never have to shout at the boys in the house for leaving the seat up (because we know it’s the monster)

The Food Monster:

He comes around just after you have done your big shop and demolishes all of the food from the cupboards, leaving our poor children to go hungry.

The Fridge Monster:

He is closely related to the Food Monster. But he drinks all the milk, he leaves the lids off the jam and the cheese spread and leaves the door open so everything goes off.

The Kitchen Monster:

He comes late at night, normally when everyone is in bed and takes out all the cups and plates from the cupboards and leaves them all over the sides in the kitchen (this is Daddy Missions least favourite monster)

So now I have apologised I hope that the relationship between the human and monster communities can live side by side and in peace.

I hope I have made you all smile and you have taken this blog in the context it was intended for as a BIT OF FUN.

Disclaimer: No Monsters were HURT OR OFFENDED by this blog, as a human you should have the common sense to take this as a bit of fun and not an INSULT. If you wish to leave a comment I would be most grateful.

About Lena Doherty

Mummy to four and Wifey to one. I'm a 34 year old,who is following her dream of becoming a Freelance Journalist/Columnist. Trying to make a better life for her little family, dreams of living in the country. Thats all really!
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  1. I've just heard a grumble from the wee wee monster. You forgot to mention how his leaves his little trails around the bathroom. He likes to blame it on small boys, but we mums know it's a monster, so we mums clean it up without complaint…..

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