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10 Things they really don’t tell you about becoming a Mummy!

THE BABY YEARS – 0- 1 1.  The birth can go either way it can be long and traumatic or it can be quick and easy.  But what they don’t tell you is you will probably suffer from either a … Continue reading

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Mummy’s Job Description

  Being a mum is the greatest job in the world, getting the job can be hard.  You go for the interview, you meet your new work colleagues, and you spend ages waiting to hear if you got the job. … Continue reading

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  Why is it children always seem to ask the most embarrassing questions in the most public of places?  Or is that just my lot? Hands up, come on. *starts counting* I knew I wasn’t alone. Take the gorgeous little … Continue reading

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What’s THAT smell!

We have all been there sitting in the doctors when the smelliest person comes and sits right next to you. Or shopping in the supermarket and you walk past someone who had just let one go and then they try … Continue reading

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Mummy Missions wise words to the young.

When I was younger, my mum taught me many things about life in general. That you get washed and dressed in the morning, always eat breakfast because it’s the most important meal of the day and show some respect to your … Continue reading

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Us mum’s are the only ones that know there is no such thing as a quick trip to the shops. By the time you have loaded the car with buggies and kids you could have been to the shops and … Continue reading

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Monster Mission is just old enough to use the potty, yet today he nominated himself as a Mystery Shopper in our local Asda. Have you ever taken your little one to the shops and come back with a little more … Continue reading

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Ladies there are three types of men in this world: The ones who love to shop: Now these are very few and far between, they are either Gay or just very style conscious and I only know one of these … Continue reading

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